T h e K i s s
The Story: Dawson has kissed Joey, let's hope they'll survive their first date.
Dawson: "Ok, I kissed you, now what?"
Joey: "Now what? YOU tell me, now what?"
Pacey: "With my tips frosted, Christy will be in my arms in no time!"
Andie: "Oh my God, I'm so sorry Officer... you're not an Officer? You JERK!"
Jen: "I'm left alone with my Grams, someone help me please!"
C r o s s r o a d s
The Story: Dawson reads Joey's diary, and forgets about Pacey's birthday. Now tell me, which one is worse?
Dawson: "She wrote I suck at making movies!"
Joey: "He read my diary!"
Pacey: "He forgot about my birthday!"
Andie: "Oh, it's your birthday? Happy birthday you jerk!"
Jen: "I want Dawson back!"
Jack: "Hi everyone, what's going on?"
Abby: "Run away, fast, before it's too late."
A l t e r n a t i v e L i f e s t y l e s
The Story: Let's pretend we're a family, ok?
Dawson: "Gee, I got married with Jen. And keep your hands off me, blondie!"
Jen: "Come here, Dawson, lemme give you a back massage..."
Joey: "Just my luck, no husband."
Pacey: "Who cares about our flat? I want a car, and a very expensive one, mind you."
Andie: "I want to divorce."
Abby: "Jen just brings out the bitch in me."
T a m a r a ' s R e t u r n
The Story: Tamara returns. Joey is confused about her relationship with Dawson.
Dawson: "Now, you call that a painting?"
Jack: "Yes, and a very beautiful one too."
Joey: "You see? Jack LIKES it!"
Jen: "Ok, Abby, that's a fisherman, so what?"
Abby: "He's so HOT!"
Pacey: "Tamara's here? I'm totally over her... well, I think..."
Andie: "Who's that woman, Pacey?"
Tamara: "Oh, I'm just his teacher, hohoho..."
F u l l M o o n R i s i n g
The Story: A full moon makes a lot of people go nuts.
Dawson: "What's going on with my parents?"
Dawson's parents: "Hey, c'mon, it's thursday night!"
Jack: "Open your mouth and close your eyes and you will get a big surprise."
Joey: "He kissed me! Well, let's just keep it to myself, uh?"
Jen: "Please, Mr. Fisherman, take your hands off me."
Abby: "He was MINE you bitch!"
Andie's mom: "Let me introduce you to my son Tim."
Andie: "Tim's DEAD, ok?"
Pacey: "Oh."
T h e D a n c e
The Story: Joey and Dawson love each other, but break up. Pacey kisses Andie.
Dawson: "You did WHAT?"
Jack: "I kissed her, punch me as much as you want, but I kissed her! HA!"
Joey: "I have to find myself, Dawson. Sorry."
Jen: "I should have stayed home."
Andie: "You're such a jerk. I like you."
Pacey: "Yes, I am. Kiss me."
T h e A l l - N i g h t e r
The Story: There's a school test ahead, so let's go study altogether in a big house.
Dawson: "Why didn't anybody tell me that Joey was coming too?"
Joey: "Why didn't anybody tell me that Dawson was coming too?"
Jen: "Now that I have forgotten Dawson, let me have a little fun please."
Andie: "You slept with you TEACHER?"
Pacey: "Uhm, yes, but now don't get angry, ok?"
Chris: "I just wanted a date with Jen, what are these jerks doing at my place?"
T h e R e l u c t a n t H e r o
The Story: Dawson and Pacey act both very well for once.
Dawson: "I don't want to spoil your fun, Jen, but get out of that bed full of boys!"
Jen: "Why do they always stop me when the real fun begins?"
Chris: "Dawson, why don't you just get the hell out of here!?"
Joey: "Finding myslef doesn't mean I cant kiss Jack again, right?"
Jack: "Right! Eheheh..."
Andie: "Thanks for helping my mom."
Pacey: "It's ok, darling. Don't you find me sexy when I'm good?"
T h e E l e c t i o n
The Story: Andie wants to get elected, but Abby acts like a bitch as usual and she has a nervous breakdown.
Jen: "You know what you need? A little fun."
Dawson: "Like the fun you had with Chris and his friend?"
Abby: "Andie's a loser! And her mom's a loony!"
Joey: "Oh."
Jack: "Take this little pill, Andie..."
Andie: "I'm ok, ok? I need no drugs yet."
Pacey: "I suppose this means goodbye to politics, uh?"
H i g h R i s k B e h a v i o r
The Story: Everybody talks about sex, and everybody end up having sex.
Dawson: "This may sound stupid, Jen, but can we please have sex tonight?"
Jen: "Uhm... ok."
Jack: "Can you resist a naked guy laying on your couch?"
Joey: "No. C'me here..."
Pacey: "I'm so lucky to have you, sweetheart."
Andie: "Oh, if you put it that way I can't resist."
S e x S h e W r o t e
The Story: No, ok, just two of them had sex. But who?
Dawson: "I did!"
Joey: "I did it too!"
Jen: "Don't lie, Dawson. We didn't."
Jack: "I couldn't get it to work. This is so embarassing..."
Pacey: "Ok, we did it. And I love her, ok?"
Andie: "That is so sweet! I'm so proud of you."
Abby: "Wait until I show this to the class!"
U n c h a r t e d W a t e r s
The Story: The boys go fishing, the girls go talking.
Dawson: "Let's go catch a fish... uh, wait a second, what is JACK doing here?"
Jack: "Don't look at me like that, Dawson, you're just jealous of me and Joey."
Pacey: "My dad hates me!"
Joey: "Ok, Jen, I apologize. Let's be friends."
Jen: "Sure, Joey. It took almost two years but finally you are talking to me..."
Andie: "Put that adult movie back in the VCR, please."
Abby: "I was the only normal person in the room and you kicked me out!"
H i s L e a d i n g L a d y
The Story: Dawson shoots his movie.
Dawson: "Being the director is just so COOL!"
Jack: "I still don't understand why I got hired in the filming crew."
Andie: "Please, Pacey, leave me alone!"
Pacey: "No way! I love ya and I'll show you even if I have to climb up to your window."
Joey: "This whole movie thing feels so weird."
Jen: "This Ty guy is a BIBLE guy!"
T o B e O r N o t T o B e
The Story: Jack is gay?
Dawson: "I hope he is for MY sake!"
Jack: "I'm not gay, I just wrote a love poem about a guy, but it's not like you think."
Joey: "Of course, honey, I believe you."
Pacey: "I hate that teacher so much, I wish I could spit in his face."
Andie: "I just don't know what to think anymore, ok?"
Jen: "This BIBLE guy is a charmer!"
A n d T h a t I s T h e Q u e s t i o n
The Story: Jack IS gay.
Dawson: "REALLY!?"
Jack: "Ok, I'm gay. Sorry for any inconvenience caused."
Joey: "You're GAY???"
Pacey: "I apologize, Andie."
Andie: "I'm sorry too, Pacey."
Jen: "I LIKE this Bible guy!"
B e C a r e f u l W h a t Y o u W i s h F o r
The Story: It's Dawson's birthday and he and Andie get drunk to celebrate it the right way.
Dawson: "I think I'll remember this birthday for quite a while."
Andie: "Born to be a singer, yeah baby!"
Joey: "Poor Dawson, I'm so sorry for him..."
Jack: "Now that I made out with Abby I can assure you I AM gay."
Pacey: "I got my girlfriend and my best friend drunk!"
Jen: "He really IS a Bible guy! What a pity..."
P s y c h i c F r i e n d s
The Story: There's a fair in town, and everybody gets busy there.
Dawson: "Bwohoho! She hates my movie..."
Joey: "You're GAY too? It this a bad joke?"
Jack: "He's gay? Really?"
Andie: "That gipsy bitch told me the worst is yet to come."
Pacey: "Come here, little girl, let Capt'n Skippy cheer you up."
Jen: "He's a cute guy, Grams, try and date him!"
Grams: "But I thought he was dead..."
A P e r f e c t W e d d i n g
The Story: There's a wedding, and they all go catering, some for the good, some for the bad.
Dawson: "I'm not very good at cheering up a crying bride."
Jack: "I am."
Pacey: "Don't ever say to me the word cake again!"
Andie: "Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!"
Joey: "He loves me, I love him, so what were we waiting for?"
Viewers: "FINALLY!"
Jen: "I want to have fun tonight!"
R e s t I n P e a c e
The Story: Abby's dead, and Joey and Dawson are back together.
Dawson: "Oh, she'd dead? I'm so sorry. Now Jen could you please get out of my room?"
Joey: "She's dead... Oh, well, life goes on."
Jen: "Abby was a total bitch but I liked her."
Grams: "Niiiiiice eulogy, Jennifer."
Jack: "She's dead and I'm the last one she kissed, and I'm gay!"
Pacey: "She's dead and my girlfriend's reading her diary!"
Andie: "She's dead, and this scares me a lot."
R e u n i t e d
The Story: Dawson has a double date with his father, Andie locks herself in bathroom with her dead brother.
Dawson: "This is so embarassing."
Joey: "Yeah, tell me about it."
Jen: "Why is everybody at this damn French restaurant?"
Andie: "I see dead people!" Pacey: "Andie please get out of the bathroom!"
Jack: "I'm gay but I'm the normal part of the family, you know."
C h ... C h ... C h a n g e s
The Story: Andie has to leave town to go to a mental hospital.
Pacey: "What? Are you crazy?"
Jack: "That's the general idea, yes."
Andie: "I want to get better, Pacey. That's why Tim and I are leaving."
Dawson: "Is Mr. Potter doing something wrong in the back of his restaurant?"
Joey: "For once, I'm happy so let me enjoy it!"
Jen: "Nobody wants to live with me. Do I suck at cooking or what?"
P a r e n t a l D i s c r e c t i o n A d v i s e d
The Story: Dawson tell Joey her father is a drug dealer and she dumps him.
Pacey: "I feel so bad, daddy!"
Jack: "Were you thinking about suicide, Jen?"
Jen: "Nooo, just staring at the fire..."
Grams: "Ok, I forgive you, come live with me again. And bring your friend if you want."
Dawson: "Joey, your dad is a very bad man and you should have him jailed."
Joey: "You're right. I don't wanna see you again. Ever."
Viewers: "WHAT?!"
